meeting people who like anime is either very good or very bad.
"You need a bodyguard."
Sengoku Ryouma swivels in his chair, tossing one lock of hair back with an insouciant grin. “I don’t need a bodyguard. I’m a lab man. I leave all the dangerous work to you.”
Takatora rubs the bridge of his nose. There’s usually a headache coming on when Ryouma is involved. “You need a bodyguard, because everything you say makes people want to hurt you.”
"Oh?" Long, lean legs cross. Takatora doesn’t look. Definitely not. "Nonsense. I’m the picture of cordiality."
"Perhaps I was unclear. I’m assigning you a bodyguard."
Ryouma raises one eyebrow. “Can I get one that looks like you in a dress?”
"This. This is the kind of thing you do that makes people want to hurt you."
"I’m definitely going to get a bodyguard that looks like you in a dress, Takatora."
Yes, there’s that headache, right on time.
it’s still one of my favorite things
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words
WE AREN’T EVEN DONE WITH GAIM I WANT TO FUCKING RELBOG GEVERY GGODDAMN TAKATORA/RYOUMA ART AND NEVRY KOUTA/KAITO ARRTTTHHGHG;GHG